SCRIPT INSERT 1 (first of many feedback welcome)

I really do have to get this into a script at some point soon................... It is a bit random but I thought i'd share the madness.


SCENE X
A London bus..........night time..............John walks on to the bus and is greeted by a threatening youth. He goes to make a call but sighs,

John -Feckin signal……….peace of shi……(interrupted)
Youth -That phone is rusty………………….
John -What?
Youth -You know old…out of style……man rusty…….look at this

Reaches into pocket, John freezes in fright, youth smiles and slowly pulls out a phone the size of a pack of cards. John sighs again…….

John -Oh cool a phone……….thought you were going to stab me…..
Youth -Should do with a phone like that……………………
John -eghhhh?
Youth -Never mind check this out……………………..

John puts on glasses to fane interest more than anything else, although he seems to warm to the youth slightly.

Youth -
This phone is feckin sweet, its got 5 Megapixel camera, its got 2 gigabyte memory, it's got touch screen, voice dialling, gsm, quad band, mp4 player, infrared connection. Now I know infrared is old school, but you should see the confusion I give my Lady when the TV switches on un-aided. She thinks we got a poltergeist. So its also got Bluetooth……You know what that is right?..Never mind rusty…….and five days standby - with five hours talk time!!! Now all this is available for a small price, or if you know the right people absolutely nothing.

John smiles and likes the guy………

John -Can I borrow it?..
Youth -Naw!….
John -Oh why not?
Youth -No credit!!!

I don’t know where I’m going with that but I like it. Kind of a script based on a bad joke.

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